Effing Tees

Meet the members

Bill is an old man on the outside but he still feels young.

Caleb is a fancy feline. And he's sophisticated AF.

Carol understands the importance of weird and wants the world to embrace the inherent wackiness of existence.

It's pronounced "Kevin" but he's a chipmunk so he can't spell.

Do you have caffeine? You don't? Then don't approach Dave. It's not safe.

Jenna tries but she can't seem to keep anything under control.

Laura doesn't have time for people. She is focused on self-care.

Sampson is a superhero … his super power is fucking up. He's not a great super hero but he tries.

Edgar Allen Poe's best friend and muse.

Warren is throughly sick of your shit. Yes, yours in particular.

Zibi speaks fluent chaos.